1. Money can't buy you happiness. but it's more
comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s
name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will
remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to
shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neithet does milk.
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